Sunday, January 27, 2013

Week 17- For your Futuristic Fancy

In the year 7612, I wake up. I vaguly remember donating myself to scienctific research and for some reason I just know its 7612. Perhaps they told me. They....then I become sad. All of the people I've ever met are long, long gone. I notice that I am all alone. Then I see something moving to my left. I focus and see an insane looking lady. She had an electric blue afro and the thickest black rimmed clear lens glasses ever. Theses glasses were at least 7 inches thick all around.

She says, "Hello, how are you?"

"I am doing well...how are you?" I ask.

"Your assignment is to live your life as you once did, but with the decendants of your friends and family," this woman spoke but with a voice that was all together robotic. Her glasses and hair had turned an extream green. "You are to report any observations you come across immeadily to The Administration via head mail."

Being absolutely stunned in this robot lady's change in behavior all I could say was, "Ok..."

So I was released into the new, new world alongside the robot women. She took me to live with my sister's great great great..........great ect. grand daughter in her house, where I was told that there would be a welcoming party for me. The robot woman, Tina was her name, told me Johnny's, Katelyn's and Lizzy's descendants would all be there along with the descendants of Chris Case, Damion and Cody Gray.

"What a great list of people!" I exclaim. "But where are Alec's descendants?"
I saw Tina's eyes glaze over while she accessed the old news paper articles on my old friend.

"Unfortunate story," Tina said. "He had a tragic, horrible life. Alec was never able to produce children because he fell into a pit of acid, became a super hero and lived large."

"So why couldn't he have kids?" I wondered aloud.

"Well, he was unaware that the acid would eventually make his skin melt, his fingers fall off and he be bald."

"Bald?! That's horrible."I practically screeched.

"Yes, it was terrible. So he got a terrible wig that made him look exactly like the man that sings Tip Toe Through The Tulips. Even though he was filthy rich, no one would marry him." Tina replied.

"Oh. How devastating."

"There is one more thing you should know. Katelyn's descendants are so beautiful and perfect that they will literally blind you if you don't look at them through sunglasses." Tina warned.

"Ok..." I replied once again and we walked into the party.




 
What Alec would look like.... :)