Week 3: I'll Tell Me My Own Fortune

      Well, in my experience, most of the fortune cookies I've came across are stale and give me the worse fortunes. Mostly, they're fortunes that aren't even fortunes such as, "A great journey begans with a step" or " A person with a good smile will go far in life." These are just statements that apply to people. If it said, "You're journey will began with a step you take today" or "You, being a person with a good smile, will go far in life" then they would at least apply as fortunes.
         I want a fortune cookie that says, "Soon you will fall in a acid pit and develop the psychic ability to read people's minds." That would be super cool and a great mood lifting thing to look forward to. I also wouldn't mind a fortune cookie that said, "Absolutely everything is going to turn out alright" because how much of a comfort would that be. I could lose my job and just think, that fortune cookie's got my back so I'll be all good. I could stub my toe and in a fit of pain coincidentally punch a  misplaced cop in the face. I would just be sitting in jail smiling, thinking everything will be A-OK. If I could get mind reading and the "Going to be alright" fortune, I would be set for life.