Week 10: Whooo You Ganna Call?

If I were a ghost, I would be a creeper ghost. I think it would be super fun to mess with people to create funny situations. I would first go to Alec Laible's house and kill him using a complex combination of pillows, butcher knifes, ropes, and air fresheners. After the body airs out a bit I'll ask him if he wants to go to the pool and get his tan on before we throw a party that is to die for. I would invite ghosts and humans alike. The people I would invite would be a long list of random people. In this list would be Johnny and Katelyn. Alec and I would just mess with them so hard core. I would touch Katelyn's butt and have her blame random people, like Mr. Zulz. I would also draw a mustache on Johnny's upper lip while he's trying to pick up chicks. Once the parties over with, I would ask Alec if he wanted to go flip some boards in Rob's Fantasy Factory and I would suggest for him to look up Channell Westcoast's skirt (no one would know so why not?). Then I would want us to fly in time to the moment when Dallas Parmenter bought his lady sounding boots, posses his body to put down the feminine foot wear and walk away...forever. Lastly, I would have Alec and I use our ghostly knowledge to find Waldo.

Week 9: My Wish Is Your Command

Because I'm great, (and its in the assignment guide lines) I'm going to give all of my friends and family my 3 wishes from the genie. I get only 3 so here it goes! 

FOR DAMION:
Damion Schierer is my loving boyfriend, but when it comes to women sometimes he hasn't got a clue. I would wish him infinite wisdom into the woman psyche. With this new insight, he could better not only our relationship, but the relationship he has with his mother, sister, teachers and lady friends. Also with his gift he could help other men (like Zach Vaughn) make their women happy!

FOR MY MOM:
My mother is the leading lady of my house hold which isn't easy. With 6 children and a husband, she is pretty much super woman. Evey once in awhile though, she loses her patience. I would wish for my mother to have a bottom-less pit of patience. That way she her head could stop making gray hairs, she could get along better with all that know her and she could help everyone else think through their anger without losing her head.

FOR KATELYN:
Katelyn Jane is my bestest bestie ever. She already has all the beauty and brains to make it big in life, but my wish to her is that she never had to work again. Without work you would think that she would run out of cash, but I though about that. What I would say exactly is "I wish that my best friend Katelyn Keefer could gain 100$ every day she is alive so that she would never have to work ever again." I wouldn't want to give her too much cash daily because I wouldn't want to make her snobby, just spend-ably comfortable.

Week 8: Honey I'm HOMMMME!

So I've lived in Washington, Metamora, and Washburn. I don't remember living in Washington very much at all. I just recall moving out actually. When I lived in Metamora my family was a nuclear one. Which means that it has a mother and father. Everyone was together and we had quite a bit of fun. The  move to Washburn was a direct result of a divorce so the fact that we live in Washburn is kind of a hug  reminder that my parents aren't together. Even though moving here wasn't my favorite act in the world i have lived here since 4th grade. A lot of my good memories are in Metamora, but tons of great memories in Washburn. The smallest ton I've ever lived in is the one where I made all my friends. The year I moved in I got more friends than I had ever had my entire life. All my classmates were so different. I loved them all. Weather they were smelly, pushy, too nice, or just insane over the years I've made some really good buddies. 

Week 7: Waldo's Made It Big

Waldo has not been the talk of children or board gamers. He hasn't even been the talk of book clubs or knitting circles. Where he has been the talk of is the black jack tables, the strip clubs, and the Gold Digger rings. Waldo has made it big. Because he has been posing in photos, hiding among complete strangers and phony Santa Clauses, for so very long, his boss finally gave him the cash he deserved. With his new found millions, he got the heck out of dodge. First he rode camels in Thailand. Then he found a smoking hot super model, married her, cheated on her, and became Tiger Wood's best friend. Waldo golfed a bit, realized that it was the most boring game ever, and stopped. Now he is chilling in Las Vagas with a beautiful girl (she kind of looks like Katelyn Keefer) living The Hangover night again and again....sigh. Waldo's got it made.

Week 6: Prince Humperdink....Dun Dun Dun

Prince Humpdinck was a brat from birth. He was the high school jock that no one liked what-so-ever. Although all of his classmates thought he was horrible, he was still the most popular guy around. Having a lot of cash and a winning smile helped him to achieve this. What took Prince Humperdinck from an annoying high school jerk to a full blown villain was the meeting of Count Rugen. Even as a child, Count Rugen drempt of building the Pit of Despair, as well as other devices of torture. Once they met they became fast friends with a lot of mutual respect. What they liked most about each other was that they both have very stuffy, uptight style, horrible, plotting minds and a plan to rule the world together.