Week 10: Whooo You Ganna Call?

If I were a ghost, I would be a creeper ghost. I think it would be super fun to mess with people to create funny situations. I would first go to Alec Laible's house and kill him using a complex combination of pillows, butcher knifes, ropes, and air fresheners. After the body airs out a bit I'll ask him if he wants to go to the pool and get his tan on before we throw a party that is to die for. I would invite ghosts and humans alike. The people I would invite would be a long list of random people. In this list would be Johnny and Katelyn. Alec and I would just mess with them so hard core. I would touch Katelyn's butt and have her blame random people, like Mr. Zulz. I would also draw a mustache on Johnny's upper lip while he's trying to pick up chicks. Once the parties over with, I would ask Alec if he wanted to go flip some boards in Rob's Fantasy Factory and I would suggest for him to look up Channell Westcoast's skirt (no one would know so why not?). Then I would want us to fly in time to the moment when Dallas Parmenter bought his lady sounding boots, posses his body to put down the feminine foot wear and walk away...forever. Lastly, I would have Alec and I use our ghostly knowledge to find Waldo.