So as I'm exiting Ms. B's classroom at one in the morning after I finished my mountins of make up homework, and I trip because I was texting Katelyn Keefer about her boaring night babysitting. I tumble, instead of onto the floor as I was expecting, down a carpeted set of stairs. I regain my balance as I stand, look around, and am astonished. I glance around the dim lit room and notice EVERYTHING is made of mounts of new panties, complete with tags. Once I saw that the walls, chairs, couches and tables were all made of underwear I relize that I'm staring into the amazed eyes (that midly resemble huge brown moons) of Katelyn Keefer. She is perched on the grandest pile of panties around with a white rabbit sitting on her lap. "I lied about babysitting," she says with a weirdo smile on her face. "I've been waiting for you to stumble in all my life..." she whispers. If this isn't weird enough, Jessica just pops out of a gathering of underwear and says, "Hey cutie. Welcome to the best cult you've heard of."
"What the heck??!!" I scream. I bolt upright in the sweetest teen hang out ever. There are no panties, except the ones I'm wearing that I'm aware of and I see the concerned faces of Jessica and Katelyn over me.
"You alright?" Katelyn inquires. "You smacked your nogging pretty hard. You fell into our newest high school project. Grab a pool stick. We're just about to start a new game."
"OK." I say, swearing to myself that I'll never tell these lovely ladies the dream I just had.
I can hear Frank Ocean blasting in the back ground as Jessica goes to the mini frige to get me a drink. I'm more comfortable now that I"ve gotting a cahance to look around. But, I looked a little too hard because I saw Jessica kick a pair of panties under the frige that sliped out of her pocket....
Chelsea this is a really weird blog. You have a messed up thought process.
ReplyDeleteHaha wtfff. ^^^agreedd^^ i was mad when i first read this. until i found out it was a dream
ReplyDelete:) or was it really a dream...
ReplyDeleteyou are very creative chelsea honeslty how did you come up with this??
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