Week 25: Theme Music (This Blog Is Full of Bull)

Basically I hate theme songs. The reason for my hard feelings is because no one seems to do them right. You have the annoying theme songs (Spongebob), the theme songs that just get stuck in your head (Psych), and the theme songs that are just plain awful (NCIS). If I had a theme song it work be the most beautiful theme song ever, a perfect blend of annoying-ness, stuck-in-your-head-ary, and terrible theme song juice. I don't know who would sing it. Perhaps if the band Fun and Black Sabbath collaborated with Katy Perry, I would pick them. It would also be sung kind of like "Ultimate Showdown." The song would mention all of my achievements, like being an Olympic swimmer and my ability to wrestle dingos. My beautiful best friend would also be in the theme song, something along the lines of "....and Best Friend Katelyn Keefer is so great that even her dirty socks are valuable..." or along those lines. My theme song would sum up my life amazingly.