Week 29: Bloop.... Bloop.....

Little known fact about me....I have a fear of suffocating in a submarine. It has happened before!! Think about it. If you go so far down and some thing goes wrong, how do you come back up for air? So I, Chelsea Osborn, will not be getting on the sub with the English 3 class, unless they drug me and drag me on. If they do that, I'll just fake a case of the bends and kill all of them in a fit of psychotic rage. All that will be remaining is Katelyn with her many....many white rabbits and nobody wants that. So English 3, I'll say bon voyage to you all when you guys cast off, but do not take me with you. Honestly I think if I don't go and kill you all, Alec and Johnny will for a submissive/dominate relationship, becoming a mini version of the Charlie Manson cult...and they'll take you out one by one starting with Justin Garber.  

Week 28: She Can Lean On Me!

Katelyn Jane is my BEST  FRIEND! She is wonderful. I could call her 10 times in a row and when she called me back, she wouldn't even mention the fact I called so many times. She would just say, "Whatcha need, love?" And I could cry, laugh, ask crazy questions, or just say howdy. She would even say sorry that she missed my calls. I love her and would do anything for her. Katelyn and I have known eachother since the 6th grade, but unfortunatly didn't become besties till this year. I think she is super wonderful and hope she never goes to jail. If she went to jail, she would prob become some one's beetch because she is so dang pretty!! I couldn't ask for a better friend <3   

Week 27: I'm Such A Qu-eek

Qu-eek: noun: 1. a person who is an extream fan of the band Queen
                        2. Queen Geek
                        Ex. "Chelsea is such a Qu-eek....what a loser." said Katelyn.
Qu-eeking: verb: 1. the act of being an active fan of the band Queen
                         Ex.  Wow, I'm really qu-eeking right now over "Fat Bottom Girls".

My first song that I thought of was "Bohemian Rhapsody". I know we all know the song, but in all honesty I don't know what the song title means. So I looked it up. The first definition I came across for bohemian was "A native or inhabitant of Bohemia." I think that's not exactly what Queen was going for so I kept searching. The second definition I found was "a person, as an artist or writer, who lives and acts free of regard for conventional rules and practices." I thought that was more fitting. Next I had to find Rhapsody. So I put some effort in and found "an unusually intense or irregular poem or piece of prose." I think this was fitting of the song. Bohemian Rhapsody means an artist who lives and as like a weirdo and a irregular piece of artistry. Ummmm I think that works. 

Week 26: Video Killed The Radio Star

My favorite YouTube video is one I found just recently. Its basically stupid, but it makes me laugh. I'm not even quite sure what it's called. It's just a few guys that are in a grocery store and they have two jugs; Jugs of milk, orange juice, cider, whatever. They just find ways to break these jugs. Sometimes they just fling them, other times they just throw them down, but they make it seem like it's because they fell down. So not only are they tossing around jugs, they're tossing around their bodies too.
I think the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style are extremely annoying.
I think that silly videos make it big because of people being stupid watching the videos. Stupid people annoy me....a lot.