Thursday, April 25, 2013

Week 29: Bloop.... Bloop.....

Little known fact about me....I have a fear of suffocating in a submarine. It has happened before!! Think about it. If you go so far down and some thing goes wrong, how do you come back up for air? So I, Chelsea Osborn, will not be getting on the sub with the English 3 class, unless they drug me and drag me on. If they do that, I'll just fake a case of the bends and kill all of them in a fit of psychotic rage. All that will be remaining is Katelyn with her many....many white rabbits and nobody wants that. So English 3, I'll say bon voyage to you all when you guys cast off, but do not take me with you. Honestly I think if I don't go and kill you all, Alec and Johnny will for a submissive/dominate relationship, becoming a mini version of the Charlie Manson cult...and they'll take you out one by one starting with Justin Garber.  

4 comments:

  1. I feel like i could see alec and johnny doing that...

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  2. well thanks for not killing me off

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  3. hahahahahaahah the Justin Garber part is the nest part of this blog.

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  4. Why did you have to have to have them take me first, maybe it should have been Katelyn with her white rabbits.

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