Week 32: Sad Sad Day

This year is almost over! I'm crushed.

Most Interesting Part of This Class: I liked the little skits because of Johnny's terrible acting, Justin's hat changes, and Katelyn's stabbings. They cracked me up hard core. Oh, and when Alec chopped off Johnny's head. That was great.

The most useless and boring part of this class is the conversations between Johnny and Alec. They always argue about the;absolutely stupidest things ever. Right now, they're talking about if Alec could knee cap Johnny in the head. I think that could never happen....even if Johnny was sitting. Alec is a pip squeak. Always has been, always will be. Time to face the facts Alec

Hardest I Laughed in This Class: Ummmm I don't know honestly. It was probably when Katelyn called Justin a nasty word then said "I'm kidding!" Then a few seconds later so goes, "No, I'm not

The moment when I realized that Miss Hudson was a crazy cat lady. At that exact point in my life, everything that about Miss Hudson made sense to me

Best Thing About Hudson as a Teacher: I hope the way she makes her cupcakes is the best part about her being my teacher. I guess we'll find out tomorrow.

Things Hudson Could do to Make This Class Better For Future Classes: Make more cupcakes. ...if there good.

Week 31: Just A Baby Bit Of Advice

I have a bit of advice: LIVE IT UP!
Junior year goes by so fast! Seriously it does. So get involved in everything you can, don't let little things get to you, and really just enjoy youself.

Also FORGET STUDY ISLAND! 15 hours of your life for just one exemption. In my opinion, you could just study for a half hour before finals and do wonderfully on them. The trade (15 hours for 30 minutes) doesn't seem worth it.

If you need to do your homework, do it. DON'T WAIT TILL LAST MINUTE! When you wait till last minute to do work, what you get is crappy work. The teachers can tell. Just do it. If you don't trust yourself to get a move on, find yourself a motivation buddy that isn't afraid to yell at you if you need it.

USE YOUR FRIENDS! Now this may sound bad. You may say, "I never want to use people, that's so rude!" But let me explain. The "use your friends" motto goes both ways. Be a friend that some one can use. And by use, I mean be there when people are in need, help them. So your buddy calls you crying, don't act like your losing service, hang up on them, and go on with your day. The right thing to do is pack up yourself and race over to them! Be a friend. And use your friends. That's what they're there for.

Week 30: I Need a Reminder

Ummmmm! Oh shot. I have so many aspects of my life. This is going be so hard!

I would pick:
1. Damion Schierer
2. Katelyn Keefer
3. My Mom
4. My Brother
5. Lexi Heinz

I would choose Damion to tell me about myself. What's my favorite color? He would say blue. Who's my best friend? He would know Katelyn Jane. What's my age? Damion would know I'm 17. What's the name of my car? Big Elmo, he would answer. So he is defiantly in my top five.

Katelyn is my best friend so she could tell me all the outs and ins of my social life. She could tell me that So and So smells bad or the Joe Schmo is my ex. She would be a vital part of my recovery. Katelyn would know where I like to shop and what clothes I would wear.

My Mom would be able to tell me how I was growing up, what I usually like for dinner, my abilities, my past  achievements, and heart aches. Also My Mom would know all the information about how I live, my pet peeves, and my scheduled.

My Bother would be my link to my other family. Since my dad died, I don't see my other family as much as I wish I could. So he is defiantly in my panel.    

Week 29: Bloop.... Bloop.....

Little known fact about me....I have a fear of suffocating in a submarine. It has happened before!! Think about it. If you go so far down and some thing goes wrong, how do you come back up for air? So I, Chelsea Osborn, will not be getting on the sub with the English 3 class, unless they drug me and drag me on. If they do that, I'll just fake a case of the bends and kill all of them in a fit of psychotic rage. All that will be remaining is Katelyn with her many....many white rabbits and nobody wants that. So English 3, I'll say bon voyage to you all when you guys cast off, but do not take me with you. Honestly I think if I don't go and kill you all, Alec and Johnny will for a submissive/dominate relationship, becoming a mini version of the Charlie Manson cult...and they'll take you out one by one starting with Justin Garber.  

Week 28: She Can Lean On Me!

Katelyn Jane is my BEST  FRIEND! She is wonderful. I could call her 10 times in a row and when she called me back, she wouldn't even mention the fact I called so many times. She would just say, "Whatcha need, love?" And I could cry, laugh, ask crazy questions, or just say howdy. She would even say sorry that she missed my calls. I love her and would do anything for her. Katelyn and I have known eachother since the 6th grade, but unfortunatly didn't become besties till this year. I think she is super wonderful and hope she never goes to jail. If she went to jail, she would prob become some one's beetch because she is so dang pretty!! I couldn't ask for a better friend <3   

Week 27: I'm Such A Qu-eek

Qu-eek: noun: 1. a person who is an extream fan of the band Queen
                        2. Queen Geek
                        Ex. "Chelsea is such a Qu-eek....what a loser." said Katelyn.
Qu-eeking: verb: 1. the act of being an active fan of the band Queen
                         Ex.  Wow, I'm really qu-eeking right now over "Fat Bottom Girls".

My first song that I thought of was "Bohemian Rhapsody". I know we all know the song, but in all honesty I don't know what the song title means. So I looked it up. The first definition I came across for bohemian was "A native or inhabitant of Bohemia." I think that's not exactly what Queen was going for so I kept searching. The second definition I found was "a person, as an artist or writer, who lives and acts free of regard for conventional rules and practices." I thought that was more fitting. Next I had to find Rhapsody. So I put some effort in and found "an unusually intense or irregular poem or piece of prose." I think this was fitting of the song. Bohemian Rhapsody means an artist who lives and as like a weirdo and a irregular piece of artistry. Ummmm I think that works. 

Week 26: Video Killed The Radio Star

My favorite YouTube video is one I found just recently. Its basically stupid, but it makes me laugh. I'm not even quite sure what it's called. It's just a few guys that are in a grocery store and they have two jugs; Jugs of milk, orange juice, cider, whatever. They just find ways to break these jugs. Sometimes they just fling them, other times they just throw them down, but they make it seem like it's because they fell down. So not only are they tossing around jugs, they're tossing around their bodies too.
I think the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style are extremely annoying.
I think that silly videos make it big because of people being stupid watching the videos. Stupid people annoy me....a lot.