Week 32: Sad Sad Day

This year is almost over! I'm crushed.

Most Interesting Part of This Class: I liked the little skits because of Johnny's terrible acting, Justin's hat changes, and Katelyn's stabbings. They cracked me up hard core. Oh, and when Alec chopped off Johnny's head. That was great.

The most useless and boring part of this class is the conversations between Johnny and Alec. They always argue about the;absolutely stupidest things ever. Right now, they're talking about if Alec could knee cap Johnny in the head. I think that could never happen....even if Johnny was sitting. Alec is a pip squeak. Always has been, always will be. Time to face the facts Alec

Hardest I Laughed in This Class: Ummmm I don't know honestly. It was probably when Katelyn called Justin a nasty word then said "I'm kidding!" Then a few seconds later so goes, "No, I'm not

The moment when I realized that Miss Hudson was a crazy cat lady. At that exact point in my life, everything that about Miss Hudson made sense to me

Best Thing About Hudson as a Teacher: I hope the way she makes her cupcakes is the best part about her being my teacher. I guess we'll find out tomorrow.

Things Hudson Could do to Make This Class Better For Future Classes: Make more cupcakes. ...if there good.

Week 31: Just A Baby Bit Of Advice

I have a bit of advice: LIVE IT UP!
Junior year goes by so fast! Seriously it does. So get involved in everything you can, don't let little things get to you, and really just enjoy youself.

Also FORGET STUDY ISLAND! 15 hours of your life for just one exemption. In my opinion, you could just study for a half hour before finals and do wonderfully on them. The trade (15 hours for 30 minutes) doesn't seem worth it.

If you need to do your homework, do it. DON'T WAIT TILL LAST MINUTE! When you wait till last minute to do work, what you get is crappy work. The teachers can tell. Just do it. If you don't trust yourself to get a move on, find yourself a motivation buddy that isn't afraid to yell at you if you need it.

USE YOUR FRIENDS! Now this may sound bad. You may say, "I never want to use people, that's so rude!" But let me explain. The "use your friends" motto goes both ways. Be a friend that some one can use. And by use, I mean be there when people are in need, help them. So your buddy calls you crying, don't act like your losing service, hang up on them, and go on with your day. The right thing to do is pack up yourself and race over to them! Be a friend. And use your friends. That's what they're there for.

Week 30: I Need a Reminder

Ummmmm! Oh shot. I have so many aspects of my life. This is going be so hard!

I would pick:
1. Damion Schierer
2. Katelyn Keefer
3. My Mom
4. My Brother
5. Lexi Heinz

I would choose Damion to tell me about myself. What's my favorite color? He would say blue. Who's my best friend? He would know Katelyn Jane. What's my age? Damion would know I'm 17. What's the name of my car? Big Elmo, he would answer. So he is defiantly in my top five.

Katelyn is my best friend so she could tell me all the outs and ins of my social life. She could tell me that So and So smells bad or the Joe Schmo is my ex. She would be a vital part of my recovery. Katelyn would know where I like to shop and what clothes I would wear.

My Mom would be able to tell me how I was growing up, what I usually like for dinner, my abilities, my past  achievements, and heart aches. Also My Mom would know all the information about how I live, my pet peeves, and my scheduled.

My Bother would be my link to my other family. Since my dad died, I don't see my other family as much as I wish I could. So he is defiantly in my panel.    

Week 29: Bloop.... Bloop.....

Little known fact about me....I have a fear of suffocating in a submarine. It has happened before!! Think about it. If you go so far down and some thing goes wrong, how do you come back up for air? So I, Chelsea Osborn, will not be getting on the sub with the English 3 class, unless they drug me and drag me on. If they do that, I'll just fake a case of the bends and kill all of them in a fit of psychotic rage. All that will be remaining is Katelyn with her many....many white rabbits and nobody wants that. So English 3, I'll say bon voyage to you all when you guys cast off, but do not take me with you. Honestly I think if I don't go and kill you all, Alec and Johnny will for a submissive/dominate relationship, becoming a mini version of the Charlie Manson cult...and they'll take you out one by one starting with Justin Garber.  

Week 28: She Can Lean On Me!

Katelyn Jane is my BEST  FRIEND! She is wonderful. I could call her 10 times in a row and when she called me back, she wouldn't even mention the fact I called so many times. She would just say, "Whatcha need, love?" And I could cry, laugh, ask crazy questions, or just say howdy. She would even say sorry that she missed my calls. I love her and would do anything for her. Katelyn and I have known eachother since the 6th grade, but unfortunatly didn't become besties till this year. I think she is super wonderful and hope she never goes to jail. If she went to jail, she would prob become some one's beetch because she is so dang pretty!! I couldn't ask for a better friend <3   

Week 27: I'm Such A Qu-eek

Qu-eek: noun: 1. a person who is an extream fan of the band Queen
                        2. Queen Geek
                        Ex. "Chelsea is such a Qu-eek....what a loser." said Katelyn.
Qu-eeking: verb: 1. the act of being an active fan of the band Queen
                         Ex.  Wow, I'm really qu-eeking right now over "Fat Bottom Girls".

My first song that I thought of was "Bohemian Rhapsody". I know we all know the song, but in all honesty I don't know what the song title means. So I looked it up. The first definition I came across for bohemian was "A native or inhabitant of Bohemia." I think that's not exactly what Queen was going for so I kept searching. The second definition I found was "a person, as an artist or writer, who lives and acts free of regard for conventional rules and practices." I thought that was more fitting. Next I had to find Rhapsody. So I put some effort in and found "an unusually intense or irregular poem or piece of prose." I think this was fitting of the song. Bohemian Rhapsody means an artist who lives and as like a weirdo and a irregular piece of artistry. Ummmm I think that works. 

Week 26: Video Killed The Radio Star

My favorite YouTube video is one I found just recently. Its basically stupid, but it makes me laugh. I'm not even quite sure what it's called. It's just a few guys that are in a grocery store and they have two jugs; Jugs of milk, orange juice, cider, whatever. They just find ways to break these jugs. Sometimes they just fling them, other times they just throw them down, but they make it seem like it's because they fell down. So not only are they tossing around jugs, they're tossing around their bodies too.
I think the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style are extremely annoying.
I think that silly videos make it big because of people being stupid watching the videos. Stupid people annoy me....a lot.

Week 25: Theme Music (This Blog Is Full of Bull)

Basically I hate theme songs. The reason for my hard feelings is because no one seems to do them right. You have the annoying theme songs (Spongebob), the theme songs that just get stuck in your head (Psych), and the theme songs that are just plain awful (NCIS). If I had a theme song it work be the most beautiful theme song ever, a perfect blend of annoying-ness, stuck-in-your-head-ary, and terrible theme song juice. I don't know who would sing it. Perhaps if the band Fun and Black Sabbath collaborated with Katy Perry, I would pick them. It would also be sung kind of like "Ultimate Showdown." The song would mention all of my achievements, like being an Olympic swimmer and my ability to wrestle dingos. My beautiful best friend would also be in the theme song, something along the lines of "....and Best Friend Katelyn Keefer is so great that even her dirty socks are valuable..." or along those lines. My theme song would sum up my life amazingly.   

Week 24: On the Inside...

So I love inside jokes! The reason I love inside jokes is not because I enjoy making others feel excluded, but because the joke never really dies.

The three people I have the most inside jokes with are Miranda (my sister), Damion (my boyfriend), and Brandon (my brother). I plan on telling you a story just from Miranda though.

MIRANDA AND ME: We have a little sister named Elena. She is 9 now, but a few years ago she was much more whiney and very sensitive. Throughout the confusion of my house she just starts crying. When I say crying I mean balling her eyes out. My mom comes in and asks her, "Elena, what are you crying about?" So she says while pointing to Miranda and me, "They called me a...a... POOP SNOB!!" Natrually I go on a rant about if we were going to insult her, we would be more mature than that rediculous name, and how we never even said anything rude to her in the first place. My mom was convinced, reasuring Elena that it was a misunderstanding and that she must have heard us incorrectly. All was settled. Miranda and I run upstair and she looks at me. I said, "What?" and she says,"I really did call her a poop snob..." So we die of laughter and have ever since, once in awhile, called eachother poop snobs....but never when Elena is around.  

Week 23: LET"S GOOOOOOO!

So I want to go everywhere!! This blog is hard for me because of this fact. Just the amount of places I want to visit! I want to go to Europe (Paris for sure...and Italy), The South America (Jamaican accents are so cool!), Egypt (site of man's first civilization), and every where else! Even parts of South Africa because my grandmother grew up in Ethiopia, so it would be nice to be where she started...where I kind of started.

(UGGGH! I wish I had never gone through World Geography!!)

My ultimate place though, I think, is South America. That includes Jamaica, Brazil, and Costa Rico. The water would be so blue! The temperature would be beautiful and warm. Not to mention their cool accents (epically in Jamaica), that are literally the most amazing things. I would want to travel in a large group. A lot of people that don't mind letting go, staying for a long time, and having no worries!  

Week 22- Miss Amazing

If your wondering where to find Miss Amazing, look no further because you found her. That her is me :)
So what makes me amazing is many things. I look great in heels. My people love me...usually. Alec and I have our days, but he loves me most of the time. I'm a committed girlfriend. My best friend's awesome too and we know how to have fun in Wal-Mart. Our only flaw is that we have difficulty identifying real ducks v.s fake ducks v.s not even ducks. I still have my natrual hair color which makes me original. My boyfriend puts up with me, so I consider myself able to play well with others.

Oh, in case you didn't know Abe Lincoln was nearly assinated once before the mission was successful. The reason he lived through the first attempt was because I saved his life by taking a bullet to the ankel, which makes me awesomer.

Week 21- My (wanna-be) Man

Johnny Depp is so beautiful. If he was my age and he went to my school, I would be all over that! His eyes are extremely brown (a lot like chocolate hot coco) and his bod; a sort of a watered down version of Brad Pitt's in "Troy"...simply wonderful. I have many wall posters and movies involving Johnny. I even saw "Rango" where Johnny Depp was a cartoon chameleon. He plays his characters for the character itself, not the pay check, or some image. Like in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape, " I can promise you the turn out of that movie wasn't high, but he played it anyway because it was a great character. Johnny Depp also lives in Europe and (what a coincidence) I love Europe! I even speak french; "Johnny Depp est tres, tres beau!!!" But to sum this whole blog post up, Johnny Depp has my lady love.


I actually have this huge in my room....



And a calendar hanging up that's stuck on this month...



And this poster.... :)

Week 20: One More Day

My last, perfect day involves the beach and people I love. If I could hang out at a beach resort with all my friends and family, I would be happy. Ladies (that wanted and gentleman that wanted) could get massages and nails done in the morning and the gentlemen in my party could go fishing or golfing (with the ladies that preferred that). Then at noon we could get together in like a meadow scene (with zero other people around and the sun shining, the grass green and soft) for a cute picnic. Next we could go back to the resort to swim and play sand volleyball at the beach. Once the sun goes down, we could light a fire and have a great beach party with music turned up just right and lawn chairs. After everyone gets tired and packs it in for the night, Damion and I can just hang out till my times up.  

Week 19: You Never Knew...

So this blog post is going to be difficult because my life's an open book. Finding things that people don't know about me is hard.
THING ONE: I hate to step on things. If I'm walking in my room and I step on a gathering of clothes (always left by my sister) or a pile of shoes, I get MAD! I don't really know why. I just get mad.

THING TWO: I love eyes. Eyes can make or break a guy being hot.

THING THREE: I have a secret crush on Katelyn Keefer. Her eyes are swimmable. Nuff said.....kinda jk.

THING FOUR: I hate it when people touch my neck, like in a choking motion. Man, it drives me crazy. I can't even do turtle necks.

THING FIVE: My middle name is Rayanne, but that isn't the thing most people don't know. The thing about my middle name most don't know is it's after a whole bunch of people; Berry Ray (my g-pa), Barbra Anne (my g-ma), Forrest Ray (g-pa's brother), Courtney Ray (my aunt), and Marie Anne (my other g-ma).    

Week 18- Sibling Love

I have an amazing amount of brothers and sisters (5 brothers and 3 sisters).

My youngest sister is 8 and her name is Elena. She drives me crazy! My mom says it's because were too much alike. She has dimples just like me and she has a lot of stubborness that absolutly drive me up a wall. Elena is extremely fashionable and hair savy.

The next eldest is Little Robert and he's 11. Little Robert has way to much energy for his own good, but he's also very sporty. Were convinced he's going to be a heart breaker once he starts dating. He is also rather wreckless.

Harrison is 12 and so is Teagan. They couldn't be more different. She is responsible and cares very much about her grades and friends. He is careless and a little insane. Teagan is my go-to-girl when I need something done, Harrison is a pain to peel away from the video games.

Next is Miranda and she is 15. She is my closest sister in age and in releationship. Sometimes I hate her and other times she is my best friend. We share a room, clothes, friends and a high school. Much of the time we don't share the same ideas on things.

Brandon is wonderful! He is the next eldest and he's turning 19. Every once and awhile he makes poor decisions (like quitting his awesome job at Subway), but all and all he's a great guy. Brandon and I both have burn hair, were close in age and we hang out alot. When we were younger we used to get asked if we were twins, most of the time we would tell the truth. He's very fun.

Jake is the next oldest. He is turning 21 which is scary! He is a little crazier than we wish, but what can you do? He has to find his own way. He is definitely the wild child with the tattoos, partying, and piercings. But we love him!

Shawn is the oldest of all of us. He's going to be 24 in December and he lives with his beautiful baby boy and girlfriend up near Chicago. He has a few tattoos and works out a lot. Because of his age him and I aren't the closest, but he's still a cool man.        

Week 17- For your Futuristic Fancy

In the year 7612, I wake up. I vaguly remember donating myself to scienctific research and for some reason I just know its 7612. Perhaps they told me. They....then I become sad. All of the people I've ever met are long, long gone. I notice that I am all alone. Then I see something moving to my left. I focus and see an insane looking lady. She had an electric blue afro and the thickest black rimmed clear lens glasses ever. Theses glasses were at least 7 inches thick all around.

She says, "Hello, how are you?"

"I am doing well...how are you?" I ask.

"Your assignment is to live your life as you once did, but with the decendants of your friends and family," this woman spoke but with a voice that was all together robotic. Her glasses and hair had turned an extream green. "You are to report any observations you come across immeadily to The Administration via head mail."

Being absolutely stunned in this robot lady's change in behavior all I could say was, "Ok..."

So I was released into the new, new world alongside the robot women. She took me to live with my sister's great great great..........great ect. grand daughter in her house, where I was told that there would be a welcoming party for me. The robot woman, Tina was her name, told me Johnny's, Katelyn's and Lizzy's descendants would all be there along with the descendants of Chris Case, Damion and Cody Gray.

"What a great list of people!" I exclaim. "But where are Alec's descendants?"
I saw Tina's eyes glaze over while she accessed the old news paper articles on my old friend.

"Unfortunate story," Tina said. "He had a tragic, horrible life. Alec was never able to produce children because he fell into a pit of acid, became a super hero and lived large."

"So why couldn't he have kids?" I wondered aloud.

"Well, he was unaware that the acid would eventually make his skin melt, his fingers fall off and he be bald."

"Bald?! That's horrible."I practically screeched.

"Yes, it was terrible. So he got a terrible wig that made him look exactly like the man that sings Tip Toe Through The Tulips. Even though he was filthy rich, no one would marry him." Tina replied.

"Oh. How devastating."

"There is one more thing you should know. Katelyn's descendants are so beautiful and perfect that they will literally blind you if you don't look at them through sunglasses." Tina warned.

"Ok..." I replied once again and we walked into the party.




 
What Alec would look like.... :)